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As my bid for world domination draws ever closer to fruition, I am now allowing people to pledge their allegiance and become Free Citizens. (Those who aren’t citizens when I do take over will not be able to make use of the many benefits of citizenship, and might possibly be enlisted as slave labor.)
Becoming a Citizen is simple; it’s just three simple steps:
Step 1
Choose one of these flag iamges to display on your website (you no longer have to upload them to your own server):
Large: 
Small: 
Step 2
Copy and paste this code onto a page in your site:
Large:
<a href=“http://opalcat.com/Fun/citizens”><img src=“http://opalcat.com/citizens/wdflagsm.gif” width=“104” height=“88” border=“0” alt=“Free Citizen of the Dominion”></a>
Small:
Step 3
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Step 4
Profit!
Now you have secured your place among the Chosen, and when I seize control, you will be among the elite and will reap the rewards that status bestows.
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02/06/2007 07:41 PM Reply
PS: just downloaded your flag for my site, I don’t want to be left behind come the revolution. I might even get round to putting on my web.
06/30/2007 07:28 PM Reply
Me too. I always approve of humor.
05/19/2008 08:07 PM Reply
Oh, oh. I thought I had read this before Mr. Bush’s last run for pres?
Did you swipe it?