10 — You see his kid regularly receive large amounts of cash from the ice cream man.
9 — Those mysterious late night “drives around the block”.
8 — Wears a flak jacket to church.
7 — He always lets the neighbor kids start his car in the morning.
6 — Bears absolutely no resemblance to most of his “relatives”.
5 — His kids wear “My daddy went to Chicago to whack Louie ‘the weasel’, and all he brought me was this stupid T-shirt” shirts.
4 — Has a running tab with the local concrete company.
3 — Has a suspiciously large number of empty 55 gallon drums in his back yard.
2 — The local politicans take turns mowing his yard.
and the number one way to tell your next door neighbor is a hit man for the mafia….
…drumroll…..
1 — His kids tell your kids that they had to have their dog whacked.
This list was created through the collected efforts of several of my online friends and myself.
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