Clinton Campain + Bubblewrap!!!

I was contacted yesterday by a representative of Hillary Clinton’s campaign team asking if they could license my Virtual Bubblewrap for use in her newest online campaign ads. We haven’t worked anything out for sure yet, we’re still in the talking phase. Some of the ideas we’ve discussed are replacing the “random noise” bubbles’ sounds with sound bites from Hillary’s political speeches, or having the background be a picture of Hillary once all the...
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NASA Hid PROOF of Extra-terrestrial Life

I was first drawn to examine NASA photographs taken on the moon when I saw the photographic proof* on Seethruart’s pursuasive webpage. When he showed proof that the NASA astronauts were stepping on tiny alien shuttles, and proof that there were tiny flying crafts hiding in the rocks (see closeup!!) I knew he was onto something. These were not ordinary “rocks and dirt” that NASA had been leading...
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Top Ten ways to tell your neighbor is a mafia hit man

10 — You see his kid regularly receive large amounts of cash from the ice cream man.

9 — Those mysterious late night “drives around the block”.

8 — Wears a flak jacket to church.

7 — He always lets the neighbor kids start his car in the morning.

6 — Bears absolutely no resemblance to most of his “relatives”.

5 — His kids wear “My daddy went to Chicago to whack Louie ‘the weasel’, and all he brought...
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Top Ten ways to know your ice cream man is selling drugs

10 — You buy a RocketPop and inside you get a disposable syringe where the stick should be.

9 — Your transaction is briefly interrupted as he has to take a moment to inject adrenaline straight into the heart of an overdosing junkie.

8 — Only drives through the neigborhood at 3am.

7 — He uses a razor blade and hand mirror to cut the ice-cream sandwiches into portions.

6 — The Lik-M-Aid? That ain’t Lik-M-Aid.

5 — Ice cream...
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